{"id":10357,"date":"2017-07-31T07:00:59","date_gmt":"2017-07-31T12:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.d20radio.com\/main\/?p=10357"},"modified":"2017-07-30T19:50:25","modified_gmt":"2017-07-31T00:50:25","slug":"astral-projections-toons-for-hire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.d20radio.com\/main\/astral-projections-toons-for-hire\/","title":{"rendered":"Astral Projections – Toons For Hire!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is there anything sillier, zanier, and just plain more fun than cartoons? Nope! So to start off this Humor Week, I team up with my son–and Animator* Extraordinaire–Brennen Whitson to bring you these freelance Toons for your beer & pretzels (or soda & cookies) game night, using the classic Steve Jackson <\/em>Toon Game, still available in PDF. (See my Toon play experience<\/a>\u00a0 published last fall.) <\/em><\/p>\n

Brennen and I designed these by brainstorming-we just tossed concepts, possessions, shticks, and names back and forth, and kept what we found coolest and weirdest. Then Brennen did the Attributes.<\/em>\u00a0See the\u00a0<\/em>Toon PDF for Plot Points, Gizmo, and Shtick descriptions and mechanics.<\/em><\/p>\n

AND–Bonus gratuitous seriousness! Four linked zoology articles!<\/em><\/p>\n

*Animator = Gamemaster<\/em><\/p>\n

Without further ado, I present our 4 zany new friends!<\/p>\n

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\u00a9 2017 Brennen Whitson<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

NAME:<\/strong> Una Wallace
\nSPECIES:<\/strong> Narwhal
\nNATURAL ENEMIES:<\/strong>\u00a0Cr\u00e8me br\u00fbl\u00e9e, Harpoon Guns, Unicorns
\nBELIEF:<\/strong> “Seaweed is made out of green cheese”
\nGOALS:<\/strong> “I am always looking for a good poker game”
\n“I want to eat all the seaweed!”
\nHIT POINTS:<\/strong> 6
\nPLOT POINTS:<\/strong> 0<\/p>\n

POSSESSIONS:<\/strong> Color Sharpie Set, Gum, Latest Issue of Skateboarders Monthly<\/em>\u00a0(unusual),\u00a0<\/em>Makeup Kit,\u00a0Paddleboard (unusual), Perfume, SCOBA (Self-Contained Overland Breathing Apparatus. Unusual)**, Skateboard (unusual)<\/p>\n

**Yes, Brennen and I\u00a0know<\/strong> narwhals are mammals and breathe air (I’ve got a BS in Zoology, dang it!) . Bu this isn’t about science, it’s about\u00a0Cartoon Logic<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

DESCRIPTION:<\/strong> Typical female\u00a0Monodon monoceros<\/a>, <\/i>height\/length 7′ (8′ if you count her shiny horn). <\/i>Una wears SCOBA gear to breathe air & skates around on land.<\/p>\n

MUSCLE [2]<\/strong>
\nBreak Down Door [6]
\nClimb [2]
\nFight [5]
\nPick Up Heavy Thing [6]
\nThrow [2]<\/p>\n

ZIP [4]<\/strong>
\nDodge [6]
\nDrive Vehicle [6]
\nFire Gun [4]
\nJump [4]
\nRide [5]
\nRun [4]
\nSwim [9]<\/p>\n

SMARTS [5]<\/strong>
\nHide\/Spot Hidden [5]
\nIdentify Dangerous Thing [6]
\nRead [7]
\nResist Fast-Talk [6]
\nSee\/Hear\/Smell [5]
\nSet\/Disarm Trap [5]
\nTrack\/Cover Tracks [5]<\/p>\n

CHUTZPAH [3]<\/strong>
\nFast-Talk [3]
\nPass\/Detect Shoddy Goods [3]
\nSleight of Hand [3]
\nSneak [3]<\/p>\n

SHTICK:<\/strong> Incredible Luck [5]<\/p>\n

\n

POSSESSIONS:<\/strong> Autographed Terry Shellan<\/em> Comic Book (unusual), Gizmo (unusual), Neon Headband & Legwarmers, Sports Bottle, Strawberries, VHS of\u00a0Richard Simmons’ Groovin’ To the Oldies\u00a0<\/em>(unusual), Whistle, Winged Shoes (unusual)<\/p>\n

DESCRIPTION:<\/strong> A\u00a0Chelydra serpentina<\/a>\u00a0<\/i>of super-reptilian speed–Terry moves at normal human speeds. Terry is a 4′ tall bipedal turtle. He has sneakers with attached angel wings.<\/p>\n

MUSCLE [4]<\/strong>
\nBreak Down Door [4]
\nClimb [4]
\nFight [7]
\nPick Up Heavy Thing [4]
\nThrow [4]<\/p>\n

ZIP [5]<\/strong>
\nDodge [7]
\nDrive Vehicle [5]
\nFire Gun [5]
\nJump [6]
\nRide [5]
\nRun [9]
\nSwim [5]<\/p>\n

SMARTS [3]<\/strong>
\nHide\/Spot Hidden [3]
\nIdentify Dangerous Thing [3]
\nRead [3]
\nResist Fast-Talk [5]
\nSee\/Hear\/Smell [3]
\nSet\/Disarm Trap [3]
\nTrack\/Cover Tracks [4]<\/p>\n

CHUTZPAH [2]<\/strong>
\nFast-Talk [4]
\nPass\/Detect Shoddy Goods [2]
\nSleight of Hand [2]
\nSneak [2]<\/p>\n

SHTICKS:<\/strong> Flying [5] Incredible Speed [5]<\/p>\n

\n

NAME:<\/strong> Summer Claus
\nSPECIES:<\/strong> Jolly Old Elf
\nNATURAL ENEMIES:<\/strong> Naughtiness, Polar Bears
\nBELIEFS:<\/strong> “All good deeds should be rewarded”
\n“My vacation should be peaceful & quiet”
\nGOALS:<\/strong> “Deliver cheer”
\n“Enjoy my vacation”
\nHIT POINTS:<\/strong> 5
\nPLOT POINTS:<\/strong> 0<\/p>\n

POSSESSIONS:<\/strong> Disposable Camera, Emergency Cookie Jar (unusual), Gizmo (unusual), Glockenspiel<\/a> (unusual), Naughty or Nice Detector 3000 (Looks like an odd GPS that beeps. Unusual), Santa Hat, Tacky Hawaiian Shirt, Yo-yo<\/p>\n

DESCRIPTION:<\/strong> He’s Santa Claus! But he’s on summer vacation, so he often wears cargo shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. He’s still got the hat and beard though!<\/p>\n

MUSCLE [5]<\/strong>
\nBreak Down Door [5]
\nClimb [7]
\nFight [7]
\nPick Up Heavy Thing [5]
\nThrow [5]<\/p>\n

ZIP [3]<\/strong>
\nDodge [3]
\nDrive Vehicle [7]
\nFire Gun [3]
\nJump [3]
\nRide [6]
\nRun [3]
\nSwim [3]<\/p>\n

SMARTS [2]<\/strong>
\nHide\/Spot Hidden [2]
\nIdentify Dangerous Thing [2]
\nRead [2]
\nResist Fast-Talk [8]
\nSee\/Hear\/Smell [2]
\nSet\/Disarm Trap [2]
\nTrack\/Cover Tracks [2]<\/p>\n

CHUTZPAH [4]<\/strong>
\nFast-Talk [4]
\nPass\/Detect Shoddy Goods [4]
\nSleight of Hand [4]
\nSneak [7]<\/p>\n

SHTICKS:\u00a0<\/strong>Bag of Many Things [5], Sidekick (Elfword, his Elf Butler) [5]<\/p>\n

\n

NAME:<\/strong> Craig Kenn
\nSPECIES:<\/strong> Small Giant Squid
\nNATURAL ENEMIES:<\/strong> Seafood & Sushi Chefs, & Space Aliens
\nBELIEFS:<\/strong> “The surface world is outer space”
\n“I have never been in the sea”
\nGOAL:<\/strong> “I shall lay waste to the surface world & all who live there!”
\nHIT POINTS:<\/strong> 3
\nPLOT POINTS:<\/strong> 0<\/p>\n

POSSESSIONS:<\/strong> \u00a0Anvil (unusual), Fly Swatter, Giant Rainbow Lollipop, Harpoon Gun (unusual), Marvin the Martian plush (To remind him who the enemy is. Unusual), Pocket Watch,\u00a0Splatoon<\/em> Video Game<\/a> (unusual),Yo-yo<\/p>\n

DESCRIPTION:<\/strong> An air-breathing, very runty (that is, human-sized) specimen of the genus\u00a0Architeuthis<\/em><\/a>. <\/i>He walks on 6 tentacles and uses 4 as “hands.”<\/p>\n

MUSCLE [3]<\/strong>
\nBreak Down Door [3]
\nClimb [5]
\nFight [4]
\nPick Up Heavy Thing [3]
\nThrow [4]<\/p>\n

ZIP [2]<\/strong>
\nDodge [8]
\nDrive Vehicle [2]
\nFire Gun [5]
\nJump [4]
\nRide [2]
\nRun [2]
\nSwim [2]<\/p>\n

SMARTS [4]<\/strong>
\nHide\/Spot Hidden [6]
\nIdentify Dangerous Thing [4]
\nRead [4]
\nResist Fast-Talk [4]
\nSee\/Hear\/Smell [4]
\nSet\/Disarm Trap [5]
\nTrack\/Cover Tracks [4]<\/p>\n

CHUTZPAH [5]<\/strong>
\nFast-Talk [7]
\nPass\/Detect Shoddy Goods [6]
\nSleight of Hand [8]
\nSneak [5]<\/p>\n

SHTICK:<\/strong> Stretching [5]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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NAME:<\/strong> Terry Shellan, the Fastest Turtle Alive
\nSPECIES:<\/strong> Common Snapping Turtle
\nNATURAL ENEMIES:<\/strong> Gastropods<\/a>, Yo-yos
\nBELIEFS:<\/strong> “You snooze, you lose!”
\nGOALS:<\/strong> “To be the fastest turtle alive!”
\nHIT POINTS:<\/strong> 4
\nPLOT POINTS:<\/strong> 0<\/p>\n