(Hi Unca' Fiddleback!)
Hey, great to see you all. How you doing?
(We're great, Unca' Fiddleback!)
So, the reason I've called you all here today is to hand out the Vent info.
Or rather, to NOT hand out the Vent info.
I know, I know, but hear me out. It's like this, you see. If the vent info gets posted anywhere publicly, then it ends up all over the internet and then ANYONE, in the guild or not in the guild, can get into our vent server and cause problems. And we don't want that, do we, gang?
(No Unca' Fiddleback, we don't. That would be a 'bad thing'.)
Yes, yes it would. I'm glad you're all with me on that.
(But Unca' Fiddleback, how will we get onto the vent server then?)
Easy gang, ol' Uncle Fiddleback has got you covered. I've thought of everything, even some things you haven't, yet.
(Gosh Unca' Fiddleback, you're so clever.)
I am, aren't I? Anyway, what we'll do is two things.
(Tell us! Tell us!)
Patience, gang, patience. The first thing we'll do is post the vent info in the MOTD in the guild roster in the game. That means Message of the Day, gang.
(We know that Unca' Fiddleback! Get on with it!)
Right. Good. Okay. So, the second thing we'll do is make the info available to all our Officers to hand out to people. All you have to do is send them a message in game, tell them who you are on these forums and they'll help you get things set up and running. This is especially good if you've never used Vent before and aren't quite sure what to do. You do know who our Officers are, don't you gang?
(Yes, Unca' Fiddleback, you keep telling us. Is this the only reason you got us here?)
Uh, yeah, gang. So, all you have to do is /w either Kat, TJ, AlphaAnt, Zertz, Perrian, DarthGM, or myself with your forum name (we'll check) and they'll be happy to help you.
(But Unca' Fiddleback, you forgot that they won't necessarily be using those names in the game. What do we do then, you big dummy? Huh?)
Hey now! I told you I thought of things you didn't. Play nice. If you need to find out the name of their characters in the game, it's easy. You go here: https://sites.google.com/site/theordero ... characters
and find them in the list. Assuming all has gone well and everything is up to date you should be able to track them down that way. If all else fails you can post a message in this thread, with your character name, to have one of them contact you.
(Unca' Fiddleback, what if no one is on who has permission to hand out the Vent info? Huh? Didn't think of that, did you? No you didn't! Ha!)
Look you little scrubs, if you can't be patient enough to wait for someone to log on while you are playing, then you've got some serious ADD problems. I mean, seriously, use some patience, we'll get everyone the info as soon as we possibly can. It'll all work out, I swear.
(It better Unca' Fiddleback, or we're coming after you. With pitchforks...and...and...fire! Yeah, fire! Burn! Burn! Burn!)
Geez. You guys are viscious! Tell you what, I'll just go over...uh... over HERE until the game launches, ok? Just umm... amuse yourselves until then.
See you in the game!
(various dark mutterings ensue)