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 Post subject: Re: Official Thread for Star Wars Parody Music!
 Post Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:56 pm 
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Might be stretching the boundries of what strictly fits in this thread, but still hilarious.

Chad Vader's 'Friday'

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 Post subject: Smugglin' Ace
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Hmmmm, what shall I filk today?

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 Post subject: Jedi Connection
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This is another installment of Karaoke Kantina brought to you by the gentlebeings of the HoloMusicNet Top 40. I am your host, and my designation is KCK-SIM. Many species of sentients have discovered that although an individual may suffer some form of speech impediment, the process of singing virtually eliminates the condition. Imagine the surprise in the Jedi temple, when venerable Master Yoda belted this one out for the new padawans….

Jedi Connection - Yoda and the Swamp Critters
Rainbow Connection - Kermit the Frog

Why are there so many
Songs about Jedis
And what makes them find the Dark Side?
The Force brings us visions
They're only illusions
And Jedis have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some chose to
Believe it,
But I know they're wrong wait and see.


Someday we'll find it,
The Jedi Connection,
The Light Side, the Dark Side and me


Who said that every Sith
Was gone and defeated,
When Qui-Gon met Maul on Naboo?
Somebody thought of that,
And someone believed it,
And look what it's done to you.
What's so amazing,
That keeps us far-gazing?
What do we think we might see?


Someday we'll find it,
The Jedi Connection,
The Light Side, the Dark Side and me.

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 Post subject: Old Republic Trooper
 Post Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:38 pm 
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Welcome to another Episode of karaoke Kantina brought to you by my kind masters at the HoloMusicNet Top 40. My designation is KCK-SIM, and I am your host as always. This episode brings a classic from the datavaults back out for your auditory enjoyment. This was recorded shortly after the Sacking of Coruscant by the Wookiee Linguist and recording star Tobbakkieeth to honor the sacrifice, duty and dedication of the Republic’s Armed Forces, to remind everyone that more than the Jedi have always stood between them and the forces of the Sith Empire.

Republic Trooper - Tobbakkieeth
American Soldier - Toby Kieth

I'm not trying to be a jedi,
Just Raise a daughter and a son,
Be a lover to their mother,
Everything to everyone.

In the Shuttle bright and early,
I'm all business in my suit,
Yeah, I'm dressed up for assault
from my head down to my boots.

I don't do it for the credits,
there's hutts that I can't pay,
I don't do it for the glory,
I just do it anyway.

Providing for our future's
my responsibility,
Yeah I'm real good under pressure,
being all that I can be.

I can't call in sick on Life days
when the weekends been to strong,
I just work straight through the holidays,
Sometimes all night long.

You can bet that I stand ready
when the rakghouls at the door,
Hey, I'm solid, hey I'm steady,
hey I'm true down to the core,

And I will always do my duty,
no matter what the price,
I've counted up the cost,
I know the sacrifice,

Oh, and I don't want to die for you,
But if dying's asked of me,
I'll take that blast with honor,
'Cause freedom don't come free.

I'm a Republic trooper,
For the Republic,
Beside my brothers and my sisters
I will proudly take a stand,

When galaxy's in jeopardy
I will always do what's right,
I'm out here on the front lines,
Sleep in peace tonight.
Republic Trooper,
For The Republic … Trooper,

Yeah A Republic Trooper
For the Republic,
Beside my brothers and my sisters
I will proudly take a stand,

When galaxy's in jeopardy
I will always do what's right,
I'm out here on the front lines,
So sleep in peace tonight.

Republic Trooper,
For the Republic….
For the Republic….
I'm a Republic … Trooper

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 Post subject: Re: Official Thread for Star Wars Parody Music!
 Post Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:01 am 
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fullongamer sometimes i think you have WAY to much time on your hands :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Official Thread for Star Wars Parody Music!
 Post Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:35 pm 
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Was that like a poem lol


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 Post subject: Re: Official Thread for Star Wars Parody Music!
 Post Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:28 am 
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Some of this was really thought out all the way.


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 Post subject: Re: Official Thread for Star Wars Parody Music!
 Post Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:14 pm 
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Huzzah!

Apparently my humble scribblings here have been able to Place in the FFG Forums Armada "80's Parody Star Wars Song" contest.

I definitely bow to the winner of the contest "Modern Star Wars Admiral".

:standing slow clap:

See the IFF Podcast Episode 10 for the full show.

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 Post subject: Re: Official Thread for Star Wars Parody Music!
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My designation is KCK-SIM and tonight we bring you Number 9 on the countdown from the burning sands of Tatooine, where another moisture farmer pulls himself up from obscurity to be on the Hyperlane of Fame. The band was shacking up at an old abandoned moisture farm when they found a collection of songs in some kid's diary databank (Hey, it was Tatooine, they were bored) Now wielding his recording rod like a lightsabre and working over the crowd with his mix of Desert Rock and Fringer Rap stylings, Kid Garidnac is blasting an angry path across Subspace and Hyperwave alike. Listen now as he brings his own "Certain Point of View" to the legendary tale of one of the best known of our galactic heroes.
"Jedi" by Kid Garidnac
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock


Jedi…..Jedi
Well I’m packing up my game and I’m a head out Rim,
Where real women come equipped with ships to take ‘em,
Find a nest in the Desert, chill like old Ben,
Buy an XP38 find a race to win!
And I’m a Mind Trick it up and down the way,
With my Corellian Rum and a lightsabre blade.
Starfighter with a flag sayin’ chillin’ the best,
Then rock that frag through the Jedi’s Tests.
Give a toast to Han, drink among the stars!
Get thrown in the Temple when tossed out of bars!
Sip the Glitterstim. I wanna roam,
Find Bith Band chillin’ fools then come back home.
Start a smuggler service, with all the pilots pretty,
And set up shop at the top of Cloud City!
Mind Trick you now I’m the Real McCoy!
And I’m headin’ out Rim sucka,

Because I wanna be a
Jedi, maybe!

<With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining>
Jedi, maybe!
<Outer Rim chillin’ on the Kessel Run>
I wanna be a Jedi, maybe!
<Flyin’ at night ‘cause I sleep all day>
Jedi, maybe!
I can smell a Sith from a klik away!

I bet you’ll hear my R2 blowing when my ship sets down,
It goes (deooo deetdo) like sand across the ground.
Spice pimp, Spice brew, Spiced out of my hide!
I once was Light, but I’ll taste the Dark Side!
Sand dunes and goons, Shaved Wookiees and vice,
Astrogate the stars with Imperial rights!
And if the price is right gonna make my bid boy!
And let The Emperor know,

Why they call me
Jedi, maybe!

<With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining>
Jedi, maybe!
<Outer Rim chillin’ on the Kessel Run>
I wanna be a Jedi, maybe!
<Flyin’ at night ‘cause I sleep all day>
Jedi, maybe!
I can smell a Sith from a klik away!

Yeah…Mind Trick…now you can call me Luke!
Cruisin’ Jawa women till I hadda puke!
Seen a slimmy in a holo and jumped off my ass,
Found out she was my Sis’ and I had to pass!
No kiddin’, gun slingin’, troops hittin’ the floor!
Got a Blaster, I’m a Master, with the Sabre and more!
No remorse from Darth Vader, in his eye I ain’t right,
Blazin’ through the Guards Red and the Stormtroopers White!
Cause more chaos than Darth Maul gave us!
Find Kashyyk ladies for my Ewok players!
Act like Rebels, fly like Aces!
They told us to leave, but bet they can’t make us!
Why the Emperor wanna pick on me?
Lock me up and Force away the key!
I ain’t got no Master, just Kenobi the failure!
Straight outta Anchorhead…Turn at the Vaporator!
Cuss like a Tusken…drink like a Hutt!
My only words of wisdom are “There is no Luck”
I’m takin’ my X into hyperspace,
And keep on Rebellin’ till it falls into place!

Jedi!

<With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining>
Jedi!
<Gotta be a Knight like my father before me>
Jedi!
<Flyin’ at night ‘cause I sleep all day>
Jedi!
I can smell a Sith from a klik away!

Jedi!

<With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining>
Jedi!
<With YT jet black and the Twin suns shining>
Jedi!
<Like my father before me>

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